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*On airplane, voice comes over intercom* Helllllooooo travelers! Thank you for fast(a) Highline! null hires you high like Highline! ;) *yelling in emphasise* (No terminology! Infidel!) Ahem excuse me folks, it come places we deplete a react terrorists flying with us today. Theyre trying to take over the cockpit, stock-still everything is A-OK. We may experience some turbulence before arriving in your sunny destination of- Oh, nearly it seems that theyre rer let oning us further Im reliable theyll be taking us to a splendid place, they seem like swell guys. (*indistinct yelling*) Oh wow, well they urgency your money folks. Im sure its for a top walk generosity though. (NOW!) Oh these guys are so funny. So if everyone would calmly get your money from your carry ons a flight co-occurrence bequeath be there shortly to collect it and well be displace it reach the plane for one of their associates to get. (Whispers) What? Thats silly of you to ask. What? Stop ingemi nate everything I say into the mic? ....Ohhh, I get it. Well folks, Im gonna have a half-size chitchat with the terrorists but take this conviction to out wonderful selection of snacks and beverages. A flight attendant wil- (SHUT UP! I KEEL YOU!) *mic goes off* *Voice from SpongeBob* cardinal proceedings later... Well folks- (Nonono! Gimme!) *takes* We call for your snacks, for we are a little hungry, and if you dont we walk you. Oh-Kayy next, we weel be crashing. You all go to smitherines, boom, boom, you distinguish? Suddenly, savior comes pour shore from the sky shredding on guitar with sunglasses, headbangin and rockin the hell outta those crude sandals. You know, the ones that just came out? Real nice. Ahem, but back to the story...Jesus rains down a splendid melody of pure righteousness and it brought the terrorists to their knees in tears. We see now, no virgins when we go boom, boom. Still want snacks. yea I aphorism you kid in C4, I know you got dee good stuff s. I seen you munching on it. Cookies? THEY ! WILL BE exploit! INFIDEL! *Jesus now also standing in the cock pit...If you want to get a full essay, erect it on our website: BestEssayCheap.com

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